There were three workmen sitting on a bench at a work site, having lunch, arguing about the greatest invention in the world, and one of them pipes up and says, 'Well, I think it is the jet plane' and two of the others chimed in and asked him why he thought so, and the Ist man replied, 'Because you can fly around the world in a matter of hours', and that being said the 2nd man hollered out and says, 'No way, it is the cellphone', and at that minute, one of them says 'How do you figure that? and the second guy says, 'because you flip it open and punch in the numbers you need, and you can talk to someone in another country in a matter of seconds'- The third man says, 'You're both wrong, it is the thermos', and the first two said, 'I don't think so', and the third guy says 'I do, and here's why', because it keeps my drink cold in the summer, and keeps it hot in the winter, and what I'd like to know, is, how the hell it KNOWS when to do that!........................................ Here's another- The was a frenchman fishing on one side of a river, and was not having very good luck, as he had been there just about all day, and had not caught one thing- Upon getting up from his spot, he looked across the river, and noticed a man on the other side of the river, baiting his hook, and landing fish left and right- He hollered over to him and asked, 'Hey, what is it you do to catch all the fish you are landing'? The man hollered back and said, 'The water is a lot deeper on this side of the river, and these bass like deep water, why don't you come over and join me? The frenchman said, 'How will I get over to where you are? And he said, " you could swim across', and the frenchman hollered back and said, 'I can't swim'- The man on the other side said, I'll drive my truck down to the edge of the water, turn on the lights, and then you can walk across the beams'- And the frenchman said, 'Oh, no, by Christ, you ain't doing that to me', and the other man said 'why not? The frenchman said, 'I know that trick, and knowing you, I'd get half way across, and you'd turn the lights off'-