Entire Goldman Sachs Executive Board Arrested By FBI

Entire Goldman Sachs Executive Board Arrested By FBI

“We’ve been after Goldman Sachs for years,” said an FBI representative.

NEW YORK - The FBI on Wednesday raided the headquarters of the Wall Street investment firm Goldman Sachs and arrested the entire executive board, including CEO Lloyd Blankfein.
“We’ve been after Goldman Sachs for years,” said an FBI representative. “There's no reality where these criminals were gonna get away with their crimes forever.”
FBI forces stormed the reception desk at Goldman Sachs shortly after 9am, tossing containers of knockout gas into conference rooms and shared workspaces to pacify resistance.
“Usually when you go to arrest one of these Wall Street perps, they try to get away or worse, they reach for a stapler,” said FBI representative Jacob Cooper. “When I apprehended the CEO, I made sure to stomp on his foot and kick him in the balls before I slammed him onto the floor face first. Then I put the handcuffs on extra tight. You gotta show these corporate scumbags who’s boss or else they walk all over you.”
Goldman Sachs, which just yesterday admitted that they defrauded millions of people and caused the 2008 financial collapse, must also pay a 5.1 billion dollar fine to the government.
“These crooks are going away for a long time,” said presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, commenting on the news. “Their shameless greed ruined the lives of millions of people. It's not like they just got caught with a little bit of weed. These are real criminals and we’re going to lock them up for the rest of their lives.”
The Goldman Sachs arrests come as a surprise, as the Wall Street firm has spent years bribing and purchasing the loyalty of almost every politician in the US government.


Thanks to: http://thegoodlordabove.com/

Hopefully this is 'WE'LL show you what we can do Bad guys"   wonder if it worked. twilight zone music

Nope... more bullshit flooding the net to distract and discredit! ugh....




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Fake news reports that the whole Goldman Sachs board was arrested by the FBI for defrauding millions of people and causing the 2008 financial collapse.

Dan Evon
 Apr 14, 2016  

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Claim: The entire Goldman Sachs executive board was arrested by the FBI.
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Origin:In April 2016, the web site The Good Lord Above posted an article reporting that the entire board of the Goldman Sachs global investment banking, securities and investment management firm had been arrested by the FBI on charges that they "defrauded millions of people and caused the 2008 financial collapse":

The FBI aided the headquarters of the Wall Street investment firm Goldman Sachs and arrested the entire executive board, including CEO Lloyd Blankfein.
"We've been after Goldman Sachs for years," said an FBI representative. "There's no reality where these criminals were gonna get away with their crimes forever."
FBI forces stormed the reception desk at Goldman Sachs shortly after 9am, tossing containers of knockout gas into conference rooms and shared workspaces to pacify resistance.

However, this report was just another fake news item, easily distinguishable as a work of fiction. First of all, the reporting site, The Good Lord Above, is allegedly operated by the Almighty himself according the site's "About God" page:

God made the world. Then he flooded it. Then God went to sleep for 2000 years or so. Anyway, eventually God woke up and felt pretty bad for what he'd done in the past. In 2011, after years of therapy, God started his Divine God Facebook Page to restore his good name. In his infinite wisdom, in 2015 God launched this Holy Website, TheGoodLordAbove.com.

The Good Lord Above also features a disclaimer stating that its content is satirical in nature:

Thou shalt remember that The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. TheGoodLordAbove uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. TheGoodLordAbove is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

The Good Lord Above has previously published fake news stories reporting that Donald Trump had called Jesus a "socialist loser," that a Star Wars fan was beaten for sharing a spoiler, and that the media had ignored a story about Bernie Sanders rescuing three children from a burning fire.

Thanks to: http://www.snopes.com