Mysteries from the ANAGRAMACRON
[part 1] by TS Caladan
The ANAGRAMACRON is a proposed sixth book by TS Caladan: a fantastic collection, the result of nearly two/solid years of using the best computer, anagram-generator, “Anagram Genius.” Here is a preview of the “cream of the crop.” Famous names…anagrammed. Carefully examine the letters on one side of the ‘equals’ sign and on the other side of the “=.” Outside of a rare type-O, they’re the same and should not be “speaking.” Strangely, they do…
Stay tuned to ‘Out of Mind’ website for a Part 2, “Mysteries from the Anagramacron,” where the names of various THINGS will be anagrammed. Like ‘People,’ the computer results will amaze you ~
Abraham Lincoln = ham in local barn…I’ll ban a monarch…cabin hall manor…an local Brahmin…
a bill anchorman
Abraham Lincoln, President = races in thralldom? I pen ban…enact on sharp, liberal mind…
this American-born led plan…non-small chap, tinier beard…end Americans’ ill born path…
a tall diner, can be no shrimp…small, taperin’ beard on chin…charitable splendor in man…
partisan bill charmed none…spin brothel American land…Lord romps bicentennial…
Hill banned American sport…bad historical men planner…brash manner, political end?
Adolph Hitler = rapid, hot hell…hi, lethal drop…hell had to rip…hated phor ill
Adolf Hitler = rill of death…death for ill…heil, fat lord…a droll thief…filled Torah…triad of Hell…
Dr. Loath-Life…filthy ordeal…rid of, lethal…a dirt of Hell…thrilled oaf…drill of hate…do real filth…
or lead filth…hated for ill…I, dart of Hell…heil, old fart…hatred of ill…I’ll do father…ill doth fear
Adolf Hitler, the Austrian = filth or deadlier fatalist…Red Stalin: oh, that failure…
hint: hateful, oral tirades…all hushed, fear attrition…ah, found treaties a thrill
Adolf Hitler, the German Dictator = detailed hatred forthcoming later…
threat: mad art, thrill of genocide…tell Dott, a manager of Third Reich
A. Hitler = the liar…heil, rat!
Adolph Hitler Schicklgruber = group’s Third Reich black Hell
Albert Einstein = ten elite brains…Elite Brains.net…N.B. Israeli tenet…stern alien, I bet
Barack Obama = aback Rambo…bomb rack, aaa…aka bomb in car…O, am back Arab
Barack Hussein Obama = a nice Arab’s ambush, OK…abuse main Arab, shock…
abuse sick Arab, O man…nob abuser, a CIA sham…bash CIA base, ran amok…
a braincase Bush, amok…Arabs back in USA home…so America, a Bush bank…
I’m a bush snake, a cobra…maniac BHO breaks USA…maniacs broke USA, bah…
a bum raise bank chaos…karma ebb, chaos in USA…bask, a no-Bush America…
banker’s IOU scam, ba, ha…O, I mash bareback anus…so sack a humane rabbi…
babushkas on America…B.O., USA-Caesar, bank him…a man hacks our babies…
nice Arab, amok as Bush…Arab Osama Bin, he suck…ambush as nice Arab, OK…
Abraham is back: one USA…O, I back sub-Saharan me…O, Cuba ranks him as Abe…
Bush: I can break Osama…I am a hack, abuser, snob…ban America’s Bush, A-OK…
I’m an Arab SOB…has Samurai backbone…O, Arab snake, ambush…I Arab sham, beckon USA…
a Bohemian Arab sucks
Barack Obama, President = bad skeptic or mean Arab…O, I embrace mad Pakistan…
an Arab-backed imposter…pick best man, adore Arab
Barack Hussein Obama, President = Iran adapts each bomb, nuke rises…
macabre banks or USA in deep shit…ban Arab’s mocker, us in deep shit…
he bankrupted Americans, is a SOB…this ebon sucker made Arabs pain…
breakpoint, USA became in shards…abused American banks to perish…
N. Korea base, disturbance, mishap…a practice heads Iran’s nuke bomb…
America had ebb, stop’s Iran nuke…Shaman probates banker suicide…
he’s boss in bankrupted America…a Democrat speaks inane rubbish…
Nubian’s dark hope bests America…one can repair bad Bush mistakes?…
brain asks: American hope busted?
Beatles = able set…be stale?
John, Paul, George and Ringo = golden ganja, heroin group
The Beatles: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr and the late John Lennon =
re-arranges nicely, shall let them be a darn great group, then? no one on chart?
McCartney, Lennon, Harrison and Starr = northern land manners ‘n aristocracy…
darn neat, carnal, synchrotron men, sir…manly, satanic Northerners, darn corn…
northern raciness can randomly rant…so dynamic ‘n carnal northern ranters
Bono, David ‘the Edge’ Evans, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Junior =
aha, just a legendary very cool Ireland band (on MTV) in a muddle, no?
Boris Yeltsin = riot sensibly
Boris Yeltsin, President = endless, insobriety trip…tipsiness done terribly…tiny beer, tipsiness lord…
terribly pissed tension…one isn’t terribly pissed?
Boris Nicolayevich Yeltsin = heavy insobriety kills icon
Boris Nicolayevich Yeltsin, President = thirty icy vodkas: lay prone, insensible
Charles Manson = or, men can slash…harm clean sons…slash n’ romance…conman hassle
Chris Martin = I, rich ‘n smart…smart in rich
Chris Martin, the Coldplay Singer = last CD? crap! I ignore lines, rhythm
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow = O man, wry star pregnant with child…
starry woman pregnant with child…want a child? try his worm: pregnant!
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Become Parents = contact grim star, why? their newborn’s named ‘Apple’
Chrissy Hynde = deny she is rich…here is shiny CD
Christina Aguilera = agile haircuts rain…uglier, Satanic hair…it is a raunchier gal…auric genital hairs…
rage is a urinal itch…shag it in cruel aria…hail geriatric anus…rich girlie at sauna…agile haircuts rain…
genital aura is rich…rich Italians argue…using clit hair area…an acute girlish air…I lag hair care units…
I, a rich slut in a rage…I ‘urt, achin’ aria legs…hauls it in a carriage…rich aria gals unit
Christopher Reeve = script: he ever hero…richest hoper ever…thrive creep horse?
Clint Eastwood = Old West action…scowl antidote…lies down to act…low anecdotist…
now eat clit, sod…a Old West tonic…to downscale it…O, wild act on set…Coda: won titles…
a twisted colon
Clint Eastwood, the Actor = I do that cool Western act
Clint Eastwood, Film Producer = mid flop, re-edit, cut! won Oscar…prolific arts? women to cuddle…
fit, old stud: Carmel power icon
Mr. Clint Eastwood = worst cinema dolt…I’d melt Oscar town…I’m actors’ letdown…
now, mildest actor…smart, townie clod…low domestic rant…I, most rated clown
Condoleeza Rice = I concealed zero?…led zero cocaine?
David Letterman = terminal dead TV…nerd amid late TV…it darned, lame TV…evil dent mad art…
vile end, mad tart
Donald Trump = dump ton lard…mad old PR nut…turd palm Don…mad punt, Lord…
Lord, damp nut…dump old rant…adult porn MD…damp old runt…told UN mad PR…
odd rant lump…dolt ran? dump!
Donald John Trump = run, old phantom DJ…Lord, don’t jump, nah…Jurmin Adolph, don’t!
Donald and Melania Trump = putrid man and a mean doll…dull primate and Madonna
Donald Trump, President = it portends mad plunder…odd Mr. Putin’s tender pal…
prattle did upend norms…impudent plodders rant
President Trump = Mr. Putin’s Red pet…printed up terms…sprinted up term…
merit? ps: prudent
The Donald = old ‘n hated
Elvis = lives
Elvis Aaron Presley = seen alive? sorry pal…earns lovely praise…lives on as replayer
Elvis Aron Presley = on prayerless evil…evil, slayer person…yell as perversion…evil person layers…
is slovenly Reaper…personally revise…lively, saner poser…lovelier siren sap…ol’ prayer evilness…
prayer loveliness…very painless role…in loyal preserves…in loveless prayer
Elvis Presley = lively sprees…verily sleeps…sleepy silver…silvery sleep…e’er sly pelvis…
lisp severely…severely slip…pills ever? yes…severe sly lip…Presley Lives!
Elvis Costello = voice sells lot
Florence Nightingale = reflecting on healing…angel of the reclining…flit on, cheering angel…
lice, filth, gangrene, no…fetch Nigel an iron leg…feel right on cleaning…hence I grant long life…
ah, centering long life…a leg-leeching in front…I leech frontline gang…left Henri congealing…
fetching linen galore…going, then clean rifle
Nurse Florence Nightingale = heroine curing fallen gents
Franklin Delano Roosevelt = vote for Landon ‘ere all sink…love for Stalin, rankled one…
no novel deal for real skint…not a novel deal for real skin
Galileo = I all ego
Galileo Galilei = agile illegal? Oi!
Galileo Galilei, the Italian Physicist = on a high Pisa, I elicit, tally legalities…
on, a, Pisa, I elicit/tally high legalities
George Bush = he bugs Gore…sub hero egg…O, he buggers…ego bugs her…huge Gore BS…
huge or begs…or begs huge…huge BS ogre
George Walker Bush = blush, war geek ogre…we’re OK, beggar lush
President Bush of the USA = a fresh one, but he’s stupid
George Herbert Walker Bush = huge, berserk, rebel warthog
George Walker Bush = rake, who glubs beer…war geek ogre, blush…grow a beer keg lush…
Hawk re-urges globe…Hawker urges globe…broke huge laws, regs…
Hawk, beer-slugger…rule geek who brags…huge law go berserk…bugger laws here, OK?
Gustave Eiffel = gave us lift fee
Hillary Clinton = only I can thrill…lynch a trillion…lynch all in riot…I’ll not lynch, liar!
Hillary Rodham Clinton = lynch harlot in mid-oral…halt horny old criminal…
I’d only thrill a monarch…Monica, horny-thrill lad
Howard Stern = wonder trash…nerd rat show…raw host nerd…ha, worst nerd…nerd who star…
retard shown…star ‘n whored…drew on trash…whored rants…sworn hatred…hater ‘n words…
strand whore…shorter wand…he drowns rat…we snort hard…raw Dr. Honest…nerd art show…
worst and her…hard ten Sr, Ow…nerd star? how?
James Earl Carter, the Former President of the United States of America = rose from peanut farmer to a rich elder statesman: jet-setter, chief aide
Jennifer Love Hewitt = hint: evil O.J. went free…felt wet in her, no jive…thrive not, fine jewel
Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo Risin’
John Wilkes Booth = blown his hot joke…O, I know I shot LBJ
Judas Iscariot, the Disciple = I aid to epic lad: Jesus Christ
Judge Lance Ito = no, get Juide, lad
Judge Judy = J.J. guy dude?
Kate Winslet = wet tale, sink…sweet talkin’…new tits leak…taste winkle…le taste, wink
Lady Gaga = a glad gay…gag a lady
Lee Harvey Oswald = lay overhead, slew…revealed: who slay…lo, we’ve had slayer…
so well-read heavy…a heavy, lewd loser…Reds have a yellow…a shy owl revealed…
a sly deal, however…he was a lovely Red
Leonardo Da Vinci = I’d carve on an idol…video on Cardinal…Vindaloo and rice…overlaid and icon…
I’d novel can-do air…I drained volcano…advanced, or in oil…did color in a nave…I loved Draconian
Leonardo Da Vinci, the Artist Genius = Italian’s hands receive tutor in God
Leonardo Da Vinci and His Paintings = I’d dig an inspiration held on canvas…
an ancient passion did adorn living, ah…ah, can land God’s divine inspiration
Madonna = and moan…don a man…‘n do a man
Madonna Ciccone = c’mon, a dance icon
Madonna Louise Ciccone = one cool dance musician…occasional nude income…
iconic cones? a loud amen…anomalous coincidence…unsocial, demon cocaine…
canoodle one musician…once unsocial comedian…uncool as nice comedian…
cool, ace, nude insomniac…I am a conscience on loud…no, I am a loud conscience…
ideal scum on, on cocaine…no ideal scum on cocaine…an economic, social nude…
canoodle on a nice music…cosmic audience on loan…unsocial code, mean icon…
is uncool menace on acid…cool, so nude, nice maniac…is cool audience con man
Michelle Obama = I’m a macho belle…ah, libel ace mom?
Michelle Obama, First Lady = I + BHO created small family…Lord, I am a sly female bitch…
the old America falls, I’m by…billed a star, chiefly a mom…model shift by all America…
sly chief mom: a tad liberal…hi, my fella’s a lib Democrat…I’m Michael Flatley’s broad
Michelle Obama, the First Lady = female balls, hey: him dictator
Michelle Obama Purpose = secure impalpable homo
Monica Lewinsky = lo, my wank is nice…I cosily wank men…I mean slinky cow…seminal now icky…
knew a slimy icon…a lick on my swine…knows I’m nice lay…money was in lick…a lick wins money…
now I lay sick men…coy, seminal wink…say: lick mine now…I yen, woman licks…wank my silicone…
my known CIA lies...ow, my insane lick…we may lock in sin…news may coil ink…nice silky woman…
Slick in me? no way…Slick may win one…slinky ice woman…a nice snowy milk…now lie in my sack…
a lick on my sinew…I wink, Sly came on…
Monica Samille Lewinsky = Slick Willie’s my A-one man…sick woman lies menially…
well, my sick liaison, amen…sickly Willie moans, amen…I see silly woman lick man
White House Intern Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky = I’m newsworthy, semi-senile humiliation slackens…
hi, hey, William Clinton arouses me, I’m Ken’s witness
Monica, Beverly Hills = Bill can, he is my lover
Nancy Kerrigan = grace ‘n any rink
Tonya Harding = grand hit on ya…do an angry hit…hit, darn agony
Nicola Tesla = allocate sin…locale saint…clean to ails…is a Lancelot…ace stallion…
stoical al’en…is neat local…is on tall ace…lean, stoical…a tall cosine…l’asocial ten…
tall, ace ions…an oscillate…can steal oil…a still ocean…last ace lion…scale, no tail
Nikola Tesla = take all ions…last alien, OK…talk so alien…alias: ol’ Kent…
O, alien talks…ask alien, lot…I takes on all…it a son, Kal-El…to Kal aliens…
kill, ate a Son…Atlas ‘n OK lie…OK, let’s a nail…talk as no lie…I talks alone…
a kill on a set…OK, slain tale…late, slain, OK…I, OK, tall, sane…O, a neat skill…
alien talk so…so, talk alien…no like Atlas?
Nikola Tesla, the Inventor = kilovolt antenna? it’s here!
Orenthal James Simpson = OJ, he Seminal sportsman…host OJ, primal meanness…
Mr. OJ, meanness hospital…OJ, immense sharp talons…Heisman plot, snare Ms. OJ…
moonlit James sharpens…immense harlot, OJ snaps…OJ slashes prominent ma…
Heisman person jolts ma…inept OJ slashes mom, ran…OJ, him last mansion spree…
Ms. OJ’s Ron, lame thespian…I’m OJ, slashes neat Ron, PM…hapless Ron join tame Ms….
patrolmen hiss OJ’s name…ashen patrolmen miss OJ…jam, solemn Shapiro sent…
Shapiro menses jolt man…OJ’s solemn, Marsha inept…Ron set OJ, Heisman plasm…
OJ, less mama, then prison
Orson Welles = now roleless…now reel loss
Osama = as Mao
Osama bin Laden = a damn alien SOB…is a banal demon…abandon a smile…old man in a base…
a noble man said…led, O, I’m bananas…an Islam bad one…a bad, neon Islam…an old, mean bias…
an ode: ban Islam…I, bananas model…bad as Lenin, Mao…I am also banned…noble, mad Asian…
bold, mean Asian…I, a damnable son…O, a damnable sin…so bad, alien man…a dismal bane, no?
a mad, inane slob…a nomad lesbian…O, damn, a lesbian…O, insanable mad…maiden on a slab…
bad also in name…is an able nomad…based on animal…bad as mean lion…bad man is alone…
O, anal, sad bi-men…in a mad one’s lab…a bad man, (no lies)…I, bad man on sale…so die, banal man…
O, banal man dies
Osama Bin Laden, the Terrorist = Arab monster is no idle threat…I’m a total abhorrent direness…
Beast in error, don’t hate Islam…snide bat, Hitler, Satan or more…a tormented Satan is horrible…
the dirtiest abnormal reason…a Hitler or so eminent bastard…no more trials bathed in tears…
a dishonorable treatment, sir…this rotten Arab is real demon…the stolider Arabian monster…
a silent, horrid Arab sent to me…so, a mortal brain in the desert…so he’s a terrible dirt, not a man…
hate on Blair in a ‘Desert Storm’…that error is to be mad as Lenin…be death, mortal sin is not rare…
listen, a horrid Arab sent to me…terminate dishonorable rats…this, a demon or terrible Satan…
this means a terrible tornado…seen this, Lord? I’m a rotten Arab…another lie? no, Mister Bastard…
dear, this rotten animal bores…this rotten Arab soldier, amen
Osama Bin Laden, Terrorist = Islam’s obedient narrator…no, Islam’s dire, rotten Arab…
no, a terrible mad arsonist…arsonist named liberator…morals? none, dirtiest Arab…
rotten Arab morals inside…I’m Satan’s bloodier ranter…Satan’s terrible, main odor…
Satan’s tidier, abler moron…I’m a noble, arsonist retard…Arab arsonist melted iron…
Beast or maladroit sinner…aberrant, Islam-rooted sin…arson-oriented Islam brat…
rotten brain adores Islam…bloodier, insane, smart rat…Islam’s rodent aberration…
a balmier, arsonist rodent…Oi, Islam’s aberrant rodent…Oi, Islam’s rotten nerd Arab
President Putin of Russia = in future, stops in despair
Putin, the President of Russia = I punish deepest frustration…in the future, stops in despair…
super fine dirt up into the ass…porn input satisfied the user…often stupid, is near pure shit…
this pure, nude artist of penis…a definite truth suppression…he is a super student in profit…
put the perfidiousness in art
Vladimir Putin, the Russian President = devilish, imprudent, nastier Rasputin…
punitive triumpher in dastardliness…unvaliant, shittier, dried-up primrose
Vladimir Putin, President of Russia = vast Imperialist ruin, de profundis…
first master in individual purpose…viperous Stalinism if prurient dad
Vladimir Putin, President = imp, turd: privatized Lenin…evil-minded Rasputin trip…
President of Russia = iron-fisted, USSR ape…satisfied porn user…persuasion? Red fist!
The President of Russia = Putin, hardest foe, rises…fears the Putin dossier…sheer disaster of Putin
Russian President Putin = Rasputin intrudes penis
Prince = nice PR
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince = no first rate workmanship recently…
so rich talent now prefers tiny mark…tiny, short freak relents: “I’m crap now”…
foreskin chewer rants importantly…terrific man spanks whore rottenly…
terrific, warm, nasty, honest plonker…the wrinkly transformations creep…
sorry prick with mere fans, no talent
Princess Margaret = crap German sister
Ronald Reagan = an oral danger…adrenal groan…learn a dragon
Ronald Wilson Reagan = no darlings, no ERA law…a lone insane warlord…insane Anglo warlord…
now a gnarled liar, son…so grand an Orwellian…goal now: slander Iran…a warning, an old loser…
land owner’s oral gain
Saddam Hussein = has nudes, maids…ass! humans died…UN’s said he’s mad…I had U.S. madness…
hides, damns USA…dead in U.S. smash…USA ends him, sad…hissed: damn USA…him saddens USA
Saddam Hussein, President = human disaster dispensed…damn! diseased penis hurts…
super sadism ends in death…ended, assassin triumphed…pinheadedness, sadist, rum…
a surest, pissed, hidden man…stupid and denser messiah…undesired spasm in death…
death spider madness in us…dream ends in US death, piss…mad rat, he despised Sunnis…
hands up, Media dissenters…serpent, mad Hun is sad, dies…he ran: dies, stupid madness…
as rude man, dispensed shit…Saddhu meanspiritedness…dread nemesis tips US hand…
unarmed, and despises this…a punishment is addressed…this means sudden despair…
intended mishaps assured…and here is stupid madness…damn! he’s a super dissident…
miser, he stands up and dies…Putin dreams his deadness…sad pride, madness in US…
this dried-up, mad saneness…hides madness in used trap…this is Superman’s dead end…
sins, ha! sudden trap demise…ashamed, putrid snideness…shredded supine Satanism…
undesired spasms in death…miser, he stands up and dies…ends, is this Superman dead?
Stephen King = the King pens!
Sting and the Police = spoil a decent thing…hot, clandestine pig…panic to this legend
Sting (Gordon Sumner), Andy Summers, and Stewart Copeland =
Newcastle screen man: top plod, shy guitar nerd and some git on drums
The Three Stooges = sheet so together…the hot ego resets…the ego tests hero
The Three Stooges: Moe, Curly and Larry = actors? Lord, they’re an ugly threesome
Thomas Alva Edison = aha, ions made volts…anode has aim: volts…havin’ amassed loot…
vandal as smoothie…leads sham ovation…sham ovation deals…am evil, Satan’s hood…
a homo devil’s Satan…avid asshole to man
Tom Edison = I sent doom
Thomas Edison = a so, shit demon…I’m a sod, honest…I’m a sod, he’s not…atoms do shine…
I does no math…soon, math dies…ideas, not ohms…sat on his demo…do astonish me…
notes aid ohms?
TS Caladan = at scandal
TS Eliot = toilets…is ‘to let’…tits, ole
William Clinton = an ill clown, I’m it
William Jefferson Clinton = jilts nice woman, in for fall…female joins clown in flirt…
fine: if in jam, controls well…jail Mrs. Clinton, felon wife…won small frolic in fine jet…
firm, clean fellow, joint sin…major clowns, fell infinite…I’m well, confronts fine jail…
finer joint, ill-fame clowns…fine, fine, still major clown…well, conform finest in jail…
sniffle Cromwellian joint…fine roll, flown in Majestic…wolf, criminal, felon in jets…
major felon in, in swift cell…clown joins finer fame, till…criminal-felons, flew joint…
I’m well, frantic felon joins
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart = a famous, German, waltz god…gorgeous waltz fan, madam…
madman got far, Zeus aglow…warm gazes to a manful god…fur zealot gags madwoman
[The above anagrams are a small sample of the complete manuscript. How does it know? What is it? What’s communicating? Who can say? They may be telling it just like it is. Unbelievable. Almost as if we received information about people’s ‘passed lives,’ then checked the information and discovered: Son of a gun, it turned out to be true in about every case! The following are some of the most disturbing anagrams]:
Princess Diana = ascend in Paris…a car spin is end…dies in car, snap...sad panic risen…
car, snap, die, sin…pain as car’s end…car ends as pain…I end as car spin…end is a car spin
Diana Frances Spencer = ascend Paris (en France)…a Press Dance in France
The Princess of Wales = ah, self-respect is won
Diana Spencer = nice snap, dear…Prince: a sedan…inane car sped…pain ends race…
end race, pains…canned praise…a penis dancer
Princess Di = sic spin, red…spins, cried
The Prince of Wales = I, who left a Spencer…one epic Welsh fart…fine wet loser chap…
a nit flower speech…wife’s place: throne…if the Crown please…I place few thrones…
can’t feel his power…wasn’t chief eloper…this welfare ponce…Charles wife, no pet…
flew in, cop the ears…fleet-whores panic…loath wife: Spencer…O, he’s perfect in-law?
Prince of Wales = crown if asleep
Prince Charles Windsor = princess, rancid howler…screw her rancid lips, no?
Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles = beware, a royal prick’s more small…
I am a merry raw bollocks pleaser…Balmoral pricks awesomely rare...
was arse-licker, am royal problem…amiable porker screws amorally
Camilla Parker Bowles = I’m Palace balls worker…came like pro, raw balls…Balmoral screw like pa…
we, Balmoral parks lice…Balmoral prick weasel…swipe a Balmoral clerk…we lack real aplomb, sir…
wreck pair, so all blame
Camilla and Charles = anarchical, mad sell
[part 1] by TS Caladan
The ANAGRAMACRON is a proposed sixth book by TS Caladan: a fantastic collection, the result of nearly two/solid years of using the best computer, anagram-generator, “Anagram Genius.” Here is a preview of the “cream of the crop.” Famous names…anagrammed. Carefully examine the letters on one side of the ‘equals’ sign and on the other side of the “=.” Outside of a rare type-O, they’re the same and should not be “speaking.” Strangely, they do…
Stay tuned to ‘Out of Mind’ website for a Part 2, “Mysteries from the Anagramacron,” where the names of various THINGS will be anagrammed. Like ‘People,’ the computer results will amaze you ~
What insights does the magic of anagrams uncover for various familiar names? What’s in a name? Could be everything. The ancients believed anagrams revealed one’s destiny or fate. Are anagrams similar to horoscopes, crystal balls, tarot cards, palmistry or Ouija boards? You decide, but only after you’ve seen the strange poetry.
In the age of computers, generators such as ‘Anagram Genius’ have answered many mysteries. At the push of a button, every possibility is anagrammatically listed from 100% total sensibility down to 0%. Perfect or near-perfect [using each letter] anagrams should express nonsense. Phrases should be gibberish such as, “Hand me the piano, Chester” or “Make mine a flamingo” that have no connection to the person or thing anagrammed. Anagrams should be abstract ‘apples’ and ‘oranges’ that have no relationship with the subject. Instead of Dr. Seuss-type nonsensical-phrases…
Would you believe there is a direct link between perfect anagrams and the subject that is anagrammed? The Anagramacron collection will surely convince the biggest skeptic. Common sense tells us: “It’s only rearranged letters!” No. There is nothing common about the VOICE or whatever the hell is speaking to us through anagrams. But something definitely is and the results are fascinating. Maybe we should listen?
Examine anagrams of infamous villains. Are they negative? Why are certain anagrams of respected celebrities, leaders and heroes also very negative? Maybe anagrams aren’t evil? Maybe they’re pure TRUTH? Could the light of anagrams shine upon deeply buried secrets? What ‘skeletons’ are suddenly revealed inside hidden closets by an extraordinary thing, something beyond our understanding?Abraham Lincoln = ham in local barn…I’ll ban a monarch…cabin hall manor…an local Brahmin…
a bill anchorman
Abraham Lincoln, President = races in thralldom? I pen ban…enact on sharp, liberal mind…
this American-born led plan…non-small chap, tinier beard…end Americans’ ill born path…
a tall diner, can be no shrimp…small, taperin’ beard on chin…charitable splendor in man…
partisan bill charmed none…spin brothel American land…Lord romps bicentennial…
Hill banned American sport…bad historical men planner…brash manner, political end?
Adolph Hitler = rapid, hot hell…hi, lethal drop…hell had to rip…hated phor ill
Adolf Hitler = rill of death…death for ill…heil, fat lord…a droll thief…filled Torah…triad of Hell…
Dr. Loath-Life…filthy ordeal…rid of, lethal…a dirt of Hell…thrilled oaf…drill of hate…do real filth…
or lead filth…hated for ill…I, dart of Hell…heil, old fart…hatred of ill…I’ll do father…ill doth fear
Adolf Hitler, the Austrian = filth or deadlier fatalist…Red Stalin: oh, that failure…
hint: hateful, oral tirades…all hushed, fear attrition…ah, found treaties a thrill
Adolf Hitler, the German Dictator = detailed hatred forthcoming later…
threat: mad art, thrill of genocide…tell Dott, a manager of Third Reich
A. Hitler = the liar…heil, rat!
Adolph Hitler Schicklgruber = group’s Third Reich black Hell
Albert Einstein = ten elite brains…Elite Brains.net…N.B. Israeli tenet…stern alien, I bet
Barack Obama = aback Rambo…bomb rack, aaa…aka bomb in car…O, am back Arab
Barack Hussein Obama = a nice Arab’s ambush, OK…abuse main Arab, shock…
abuse sick Arab, O man…nob abuser, a CIA sham…bash CIA base, ran amok…
a braincase Bush, amok…Arabs back in USA home…so America, a Bush bank…
I’m a bush snake, a cobra…maniac BHO breaks USA…maniacs broke USA, bah…
a bum raise bank chaos…karma ebb, chaos in USA…bask, a no-Bush America…
banker’s IOU scam, ba, ha…O, I mash bareback anus…so sack a humane rabbi…
babushkas on America…B.O., USA-Caesar, bank him…a man hacks our babies…
nice Arab, amok as Bush…Arab Osama Bin, he suck…ambush as nice Arab, OK…
Abraham is back: one USA…O, I back sub-Saharan me…O, Cuba ranks him as Abe…
Bush: I can break Osama…I am a hack, abuser, snob…ban America’s Bush, A-OK…
I’m an Arab SOB…has Samurai backbone…O, Arab snake, ambush…I Arab sham, beckon USA…
a Bohemian Arab sucks
Barack Obama, President = bad skeptic or mean Arab…O, I embrace mad Pakistan…
an Arab-backed imposter…pick best man, adore Arab
Barack Hussein Obama, President = Iran adapts each bomb, nuke rises…
macabre banks or USA in deep shit…ban Arab’s mocker, us in deep shit…
he bankrupted Americans, is a SOB…this ebon sucker made Arabs pain…
breakpoint, USA became in shards…abused American banks to perish…
N. Korea base, disturbance, mishap…a practice heads Iran’s nuke bomb…
America had ebb, stop’s Iran nuke…Shaman probates banker suicide…
he’s boss in bankrupted America…a Democrat speaks inane rubbish…
Nubian’s dark hope bests America…one can repair bad Bush mistakes?…
brain asks: American hope busted?
Beatles = able set…be stale?
John, Paul, George and Ringo = golden ganja, heroin group
The Beatles: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr and the late John Lennon =
re-arranges nicely, shall let them be a darn great group, then? no one on chart?
McCartney, Lennon, Harrison and Starr = northern land manners ‘n aristocracy…
darn neat, carnal, synchrotron men, sir…manly, satanic Northerners, darn corn…
northern raciness can randomly rant…so dynamic ‘n carnal northern ranters
Bono, David ‘the Edge’ Evans, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Junior =
aha, just a legendary very cool Ireland band (on MTV) in a muddle, no?
Boris Yeltsin = riot sensibly
Boris Yeltsin, President = endless, insobriety trip…tipsiness done terribly…tiny beer, tipsiness lord…
terribly pissed tension…one isn’t terribly pissed?
Boris Nicolayevich Yeltsin = heavy insobriety kills icon
Boris Nicolayevich Yeltsin, President = thirty icy vodkas: lay prone, insensible
Charles Manson = or, men can slash…harm clean sons…slash n’ romance…conman hassle
Chris Martin = I, rich ‘n smart…smart in rich
Chris Martin, the Coldplay Singer = last CD? crap! I ignore lines, rhythm
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow = O man, wry star pregnant with child…
starry woman pregnant with child…want a child? try his worm: pregnant!
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Become Parents = contact grim star, why? their newborn’s named ‘Apple’
Chrissy Hynde = deny she is rich…here is shiny CD
Christina Aguilera = agile haircuts rain…uglier, Satanic hair…it is a raunchier gal…auric genital hairs…
rage is a urinal itch…shag it in cruel aria…hail geriatric anus…rich girlie at sauna…agile haircuts rain…
genital aura is rich…rich Italians argue…using clit hair area…an acute girlish air…I lag hair care units…
I, a rich slut in a rage…I ‘urt, achin’ aria legs…hauls it in a carriage…rich aria gals unit
Christopher Reeve = script: he ever hero…richest hoper ever…thrive creep horse?
Clint Eastwood = Old West action…scowl antidote…lies down to act…low anecdotist…
now eat clit, sod…a Old West tonic…to downscale it…O, wild act on set…Coda: won titles…
a twisted colon
Clint Eastwood, the Actor = I do that cool Western act
Clint Eastwood, Film Producer = mid flop, re-edit, cut! won Oscar…prolific arts? women to cuddle…
fit, old stud: Carmel power icon
Mr. Clint Eastwood = worst cinema dolt…I’d melt Oscar town…I’m actors’ letdown…
now, mildest actor…smart, townie clod…low domestic rant…I, most rated clown
Condoleeza Rice = I concealed zero?…led zero cocaine?
David Letterman = terminal dead TV…nerd amid late TV…it darned, lame TV…evil dent mad art…
vile end, mad tart
Donald Trump = dump ton lard…mad old PR nut…turd palm Don…mad punt, Lord…
Lord, damp nut…dump old rant…adult porn MD…damp old runt…told UN mad PR…
odd rant lump…dolt ran? dump!
Donald John Trump = run, old phantom DJ…Lord, don’t jump, nah…Jurmin Adolph, don’t!
Donald and Melania Trump = putrid man and a mean doll…dull primate and Madonna
Donald Trump, President = it portends mad plunder…odd Mr. Putin’s tender pal…
prattle did upend norms…impudent plodders rant
President Trump = Mr. Putin’s Red pet…printed up terms…sprinted up term…
merit? ps: prudent
The Donald = old ‘n hated
Elvis = lives
Elvis Aaron Presley = seen alive? sorry pal…earns lovely praise…lives on as replayer
Elvis Aron Presley = on prayerless evil…evil, slayer person…yell as perversion…evil person layers…
is slovenly Reaper…personally revise…lively, saner poser…lovelier siren sap…ol’ prayer evilness…
prayer loveliness…very painless role…in loyal preserves…in loveless prayer
Elvis Presley = lively sprees…verily sleeps…sleepy silver…silvery sleep…e’er sly pelvis…
lisp severely…severely slip…pills ever? yes…severe sly lip…Presley Lives!
Elvis Costello = voice sells lot
Florence Nightingale = reflecting on healing…angel of the reclining…flit on, cheering angel…
lice, filth, gangrene, no…fetch Nigel an iron leg…feel right on cleaning…hence I grant long life…
ah, centering long life…a leg-leeching in front…I leech frontline gang…left Henri congealing…
fetching linen galore…going, then clean rifle
Nurse Florence Nightingale = heroine curing fallen gents
Franklin Delano Roosevelt = vote for Landon ‘ere all sink…love for Stalin, rankled one…
no novel deal for real skint…not a novel deal for real skin
Galileo = I all ego
Galileo Galilei = agile illegal? Oi!
Galileo Galilei, the Italian Physicist = on a high Pisa, I elicit, tally legalities…
on, a, Pisa, I elicit/tally high legalities
George Bush = he bugs Gore…sub hero egg…O, he buggers…ego bugs her…huge Gore BS…
huge or begs…or begs huge…huge BS ogre
George Walker Bush = blush, war geek ogre…we’re OK, beggar lush
President Bush of the USA = a fresh one, but he’s stupid
George Herbert Walker Bush = huge, berserk, rebel warthog
George Walker Bush = rake, who glubs beer…war geek ogre, blush…grow a beer keg lush…
Hawk re-urges globe…Hawker urges globe…broke huge laws, regs…
Hawk, beer-slugger…rule geek who brags…huge law go berserk…bugger laws here, OK?
Gustave Eiffel = gave us lift fee
Hillary Clinton = only I can thrill…lynch a trillion…lynch all in riot…I’ll not lynch, liar!
Hillary Rodham Clinton = lynch harlot in mid-oral…halt horny old criminal…
I’d only thrill a monarch…Monica, horny-thrill lad
Howard Stern = wonder trash…nerd rat show…raw host nerd…ha, worst nerd…nerd who star…
retard shown…star ‘n whored…drew on trash…whored rants…sworn hatred…hater ‘n words…
strand whore…shorter wand…he drowns rat…we snort hard…raw Dr. Honest…nerd art show…
worst and her…hard ten Sr, Ow…nerd star? how?
James Earl Carter, the Former President of the United States of America = rose from peanut farmer to a rich elder statesman: jet-setter, chief aide
Jennifer Love Hewitt = hint: evil O.J. went free…felt wet in her, no jive…thrive not, fine jewel
Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo Risin’
John Wilkes Booth = blown his hot joke…O, I know I shot LBJ
Judas Iscariot, the Disciple = I aid to epic lad: Jesus Christ
Judge Lance Ito = no, get Juide, lad
Judge Judy = J.J. guy dude?
Kate Winslet = wet tale, sink…sweet talkin’…new tits leak…taste winkle…le taste, wink
Lady Gaga = a glad gay…gag a lady
Lee Harvey Oswald = lay overhead, slew…revealed: who slay…lo, we’ve had slayer…
so well-read heavy…a heavy, lewd loser…Reds have a yellow…a shy owl revealed…
a sly deal, however…he was a lovely Red
Leonardo Da Vinci = I’d carve on an idol…video on Cardinal…Vindaloo and rice…overlaid and icon…
I’d novel can-do air…I drained volcano…advanced, or in oil…did color in a nave…I loved Draconian
Leonardo Da Vinci, the Artist Genius = Italian’s hands receive tutor in God
Leonardo Da Vinci and His Paintings = I’d dig an inspiration held on canvas…
an ancient passion did adorn living, ah…ah, can land God’s divine inspiration
Madonna = and moan…don a man…‘n do a man
Madonna Ciccone = c’mon, a dance icon
Madonna Louise Ciccone = one cool dance musician…occasional nude income…
iconic cones? a loud amen…anomalous coincidence…unsocial, demon cocaine…
canoodle one musician…once unsocial comedian…uncool as nice comedian…
cool, ace, nude insomniac…I am a conscience on loud…no, I am a loud conscience…
ideal scum on, on cocaine…no ideal scum on cocaine…an economic, social nude…
canoodle on a nice music…cosmic audience on loan…unsocial code, mean icon…
is uncool menace on acid…cool, so nude, nice maniac…is cool audience con man
Michelle Obama = I’m a macho belle…ah, libel ace mom?
Michelle Obama, First Lady = I + BHO created small family…Lord, I am a sly female bitch…
the old America falls, I’m by…billed a star, chiefly a mom…model shift by all America…
sly chief mom: a tad liberal…hi, my fella’s a lib Democrat…I’m Michael Flatley’s broad
Michelle Obama, the First Lady = female balls, hey: him dictator
Michelle Obama Purpose = secure impalpable homo
Monica Lewinsky = lo, my wank is nice…I cosily wank men…I mean slinky cow…seminal now icky…
knew a slimy icon…a lick on my swine…knows I’m nice lay…money was in lick…a lick wins money…
now I lay sick men…coy, seminal wink…say: lick mine now…I yen, woman licks…wank my silicone…
my known CIA lies...ow, my insane lick…we may lock in sin…news may coil ink…nice silky woman…
Slick in me? no way…Slick may win one…slinky ice woman…a nice snowy milk…now lie in my sack…
a lick on my sinew…I wink, Sly came on…
Monica Samille Lewinsky = Slick Willie’s my A-one man…sick woman lies menially…
well, my sick liaison, amen…sickly Willie moans, amen…I see silly woman lick man
White House Intern Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky = I’m newsworthy, semi-senile humiliation slackens…
hi, hey, William Clinton arouses me, I’m Ken’s witness
Monica, Beverly Hills = Bill can, he is my lover
Nancy Kerrigan = grace ‘n any rink
Tonya Harding = grand hit on ya…do an angry hit…hit, darn agony
Nicola Tesla = allocate sin…locale saint…clean to ails…is a Lancelot…ace stallion…
stoical al’en…is neat local…is on tall ace…lean, stoical…a tall cosine…l’asocial ten…
tall, ace ions…an oscillate…can steal oil…a still ocean…last ace lion…scale, no tail
Nikola Tesla = take all ions…last alien, OK…talk so alien…alias: ol’ Kent…
O, alien talks…ask alien, lot…I takes on all…it a son, Kal-El…to Kal aliens…
kill, ate a Son…Atlas ‘n OK lie…OK, let’s a nail…talk as no lie…I talks alone…
a kill on a set…OK, slain tale…late, slain, OK…I, OK, tall, sane…O, a neat skill…
alien talk so…so, talk alien…no like Atlas?
Nikola Tesla, the Inventor = kilovolt antenna? it’s here!
Orenthal James Simpson = OJ, he Seminal sportsman…host OJ, primal meanness…
Mr. OJ, meanness hospital…OJ, immense sharp talons…Heisman plot, snare Ms. OJ…
moonlit James sharpens…immense harlot, OJ snaps…OJ slashes prominent ma…
Heisman person jolts ma…inept OJ slashes mom, ran…OJ, him last mansion spree…
Ms. OJ’s Ron, lame thespian…I’m OJ, slashes neat Ron, PM…hapless Ron join tame Ms….
patrolmen hiss OJ’s name…ashen patrolmen miss OJ…jam, solemn Shapiro sent…
Shapiro menses jolt man…OJ’s solemn, Marsha inept…Ron set OJ, Heisman plasm…
OJ, less mama, then prison
Orson Welles = now roleless…now reel loss
Osama = as Mao
Osama bin Laden = a damn alien SOB…is a banal demon…abandon a smile…old man in a base…
a noble man said…led, O, I’m bananas…an Islam bad one…a bad, neon Islam…an old, mean bias…
an ode: ban Islam…I, bananas model…bad as Lenin, Mao…I am also banned…noble, mad Asian…
bold, mean Asian…I, a damnable son…O, a damnable sin…so bad, alien man…a dismal bane, no?
a mad, inane slob…a nomad lesbian…O, damn, a lesbian…O, insanable mad…maiden on a slab…
bad also in name…is an able nomad…based on animal…bad as mean lion…bad man is alone…
O, anal, sad bi-men…in a mad one’s lab…a bad man, (no lies)…I, bad man on sale…so die, banal man…
O, banal man dies
Osama Bin Laden, the Terrorist = Arab monster is no idle threat…I’m a total abhorrent direness…
Beast in error, don’t hate Islam…snide bat, Hitler, Satan or more…a tormented Satan is horrible…
the dirtiest abnormal reason…a Hitler or so eminent bastard…no more trials bathed in tears…
a dishonorable treatment, sir…this rotten Arab is real demon…the stolider Arabian monster…
a silent, horrid Arab sent to me…so, a mortal brain in the desert…so he’s a terrible dirt, not a man…
hate on Blair in a ‘Desert Storm’…that error is to be mad as Lenin…be death, mortal sin is not rare…
listen, a horrid Arab sent to me…terminate dishonorable rats…this, a demon or terrible Satan…
this means a terrible tornado…seen this, Lord? I’m a rotten Arab…another lie? no, Mister Bastard…
dear, this rotten animal bores…this rotten Arab soldier, amen
Osama Bin Laden, Terrorist = Islam’s obedient narrator…no, Islam’s dire, rotten Arab…
no, a terrible mad arsonist…arsonist named liberator…morals? none, dirtiest Arab…
rotten Arab morals inside…I’m Satan’s bloodier ranter…Satan’s terrible, main odor…
Satan’s tidier, abler moron…I’m a noble, arsonist retard…Arab arsonist melted iron…
Beast or maladroit sinner…aberrant, Islam-rooted sin…arson-oriented Islam brat…
rotten brain adores Islam…bloodier, insane, smart rat…Islam’s rodent aberration…
a balmier, arsonist rodent…Oi, Islam’s aberrant rodent…Oi, Islam’s rotten nerd Arab
President Putin of Russia = in future, stops in despair
Putin, the President of Russia = I punish deepest frustration…in the future, stops in despair…
super fine dirt up into the ass…porn input satisfied the user…often stupid, is near pure shit…
this pure, nude artist of penis…a definite truth suppression…he is a super student in profit…
put the perfidiousness in art
Vladimir Putin, the Russian President = devilish, imprudent, nastier Rasputin…
punitive triumpher in dastardliness…unvaliant, shittier, dried-up primrose
Vladimir Putin, President of Russia = vast Imperialist ruin, de profundis…
first master in individual purpose…viperous Stalinism if prurient dad
Vladimir Putin, President = imp, turd: privatized Lenin…evil-minded Rasputin trip…
President of Russia = iron-fisted, USSR ape…satisfied porn user…persuasion? Red fist!
The President of Russia = Putin, hardest foe, rises…fears the Putin dossier…sheer disaster of Putin
Russian President Putin = Rasputin intrudes penis
Prince = nice PR
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince = no first rate workmanship recently…
so rich talent now prefers tiny mark…tiny, short freak relents: “I’m crap now”…
foreskin chewer rants importantly…terrific man spanks whore rottenly…
terrific, warm, nasty, honest plonker…the wrinkly transformations creep…
sorry prick with mere fans, no talent
Princess Margaret = crap German sister
Ronald Reagan = an oral danger…adrenal groan…learn a dragon
Ronald Wilson Reagan = no darlings, no ERA law…a lone insane warlord…insane Anglo warlord…
now a gnarled liar, son…so grand an Orwellian…goal now: slander Iran…a warning, an old loser…
land owner’s oral gain
Saddam Hussein = has nudes, maids…ass! humans died…UN’s said he’s mad…I had U.S. madness…
hides, damns USA…dead in U.S. smash…USA ends him, sad…hissed: damn USA…him saddens USA
Saddam Hussein, President = human disaster dispensed…damn! diseased penis hurts…
super sadism ends in death…ended, assassin triumphed…pinheadedness, sadist, rum…
a surest, pissed, hidden man…stupid and denser messiah…undesired spasm in death…
death spider madness in us…dream ends in US death, piss…mad rat, he despised Sunnis…
hands up, Media dissenters…serpent, mad Hun is sad, dies…he ran: dies, stupid madness…
as rude man, dispensed shit…Saddhu meanspiritedness…dread nemesis tips US hand…
unarmed, and despises this…a punishment is addressed…this means sudden despair…
intended mishaps assured…and here is stupid madness…damn! he’s a super dissident…
miser, he stands up and dies…Putin dreams his deadness…sad pride, madness in US…
this dried-up, mad saneness…hides madness in used trap…this is Superman’s dead end…
sins, ha! sudden trap demise…ashamed, putrid snideness…shredded supine Satanism…
undesired spasms in death…miser, he stands up and dies…ends, is this Superman dead?
Stephen King = the King pens!
Sting and the Police = spoil a decent thing…hot, clandestine pig…panic to this legend
Sting (Gordon Sumner), Andy Summers, and Stewart Copeland =
Newcastle screen man: top plod, shy guitar nerd and some git on drums
The Three Stooges = sheet so together…the hot ego resets…the ego tests hero
The Three Stooges: Moe, Curly and Larry = actors? Lord, they’re an ugly threesome
Thomas Alva Edison = aha, ions made volts…anode has aim: volts…havin’ amassed loot…
vandal as smoothie…leads sham ovation…sham ovation deals…am evil, Satan’s hood…
a homo devil’s Satan…avid asshole to man
Tom Edison = I sent doom
Thomas Edison = a so, shit demon…I’m a sod, honest…I’m a sod, he’s not…atoms do shine…
I does no math…soon, math dies…ideas, not ohms…sat on his demo…do astonish me…
notes aid ohms?
TS Caladan = at scandal
TS Eliot = toilets…is ‘to let’…tits, ole
William Clinton = an ill clown, I’m it
William Jefferson Clinton = jilts nice woman, in for fall…female joins clown in flirt…
fine: if in jam, controls well…jail Mrs. Clinton, felon wife…won small frolic in fine jet…
firm, clean fellow, joint sin…major clowns, fell infinite…I’m well, confronts fine jail…
finer joint, ill-fame clowns…fine, fine, still major clown…well, conform finest in jail…
sniffle Cromwellian joint…fine roll, flown in Majestic…wolf, criminal, felon in jets…
major felon in, in swift cell…clown joins finer fame, till…criminal-felons, flew joint…
I’m well, frantic felon joins
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart = a famous, German, waltz god…gorgeous waltz fan, madam…
madman got far, Zeus aglow…warm gazes to a manful god…fur zealot gags madwoman
[The above anagrams are a small sample of the complete manuscript. How does it know? What is it? What’s communicating? Who can say? They may be telling it just like it is. Unbelievable. Almost as if we received information about people’s ‘passed lives,’ then checked the information and discovered: Son of a gun, it turned out to be true in about every case! The following are some of the most disturbing anagrams]:
Princess Diana = ascend in Paris…a car spin is end…dies in car, snap...sad panic risen…
car, snap, die, sin…pain as car’s end…car ends as pain…I end as car spin…end is a car spin
Diana Frances Spencer = ascend Paris (en France)…a Press Dance in France
The Princess of Wales = ah, self-respect is won
Diana Spencer = nice snap, dear…Prince: a sedan…inane car sped…pain ends race…
end race, pains…canned praise…a penis dancer
Princess Di = sic spin, red…spins, cried
The Prince of Wales = I, who left a Spencer…one epic Welsh fart…fine wet loser chap…
a nit flower speech…wife’s place: throne…if the Crown please…I place few thrones…
can’t feel his power…wasn’t chief eloper…this welfare ponce…Charles wife, no pet…
flew in, cop the ears…fleet-whores panic…loath wife: Spencer…O, he’s perfect in-law?
Prince of Wales = crown if asleep
Prince Charles Windsor = princess, rancid howler…screw her rancid lips, no?
Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles = beware, a royal prick’s more small…
I am a merry raw bollocks pleaser…Balmoral pricks awesomely rare...
was arse-licker, am royal problem…amiable porker screws amorally
Camilla Parker Bowles = I’m Palace balls worker…came like pro, raw balls…Balmoral screw like pa…
we, Balmoral parks lice…Balmoral prick weasel…swipe a Balmoral clerk…we lack real aplomb, sir…
wreck pair, so all blame
Camilla and Charles = anarchical, mad sell